The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
Randomize