so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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