You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
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