Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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