omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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