Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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