All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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