As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
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