"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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