you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
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