This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
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