New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I think i peed on brittanys purse
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
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