what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
We're using joints as your birthday candles
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
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