You're a womanizer and a bitch.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
Randomize
