Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
BRING THE BAGELS
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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