Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
another moral hangover. fuck.
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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