nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
Randomize
