Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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