Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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