I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
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