I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Couch. On fire.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
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