it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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