I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
i came on her dog
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
She told me I should be a condom model.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
Randomize
