I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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