y did u give ur computer a hand job?
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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