What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
her vagine was all disorganized.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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