Having a random hookup so left but love u
so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
