North Korea, Best Korea!
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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