Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
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