Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
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