We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
