ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
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