I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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