school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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