An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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