I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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