I'm not looking forward to the waking up early part. Or actually the wedding part. Or the reception part. But I am looking forward to the meaningless sex with some random guy I meet at the reception part.
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
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