I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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