She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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