Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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