Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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