I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I just want nice things and good sex
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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