Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
there was a trapeze. enough said
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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