I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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