So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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