i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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