I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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