he thought i was a dude.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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