You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
Randomize
