I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
Randomize
