were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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