just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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