so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Randomize