wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize
