Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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