new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
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