everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
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