Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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